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Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Now that's an afro!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The star hunters

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'My God we being invaded!'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

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Pole Star

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Did you have a cat?"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."