Treat Magician Prints

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Domestic Goddess.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

The quarantine self cut.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Free and Open Source Software.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Is he sitting?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Shaketh."

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

"I have to know how it's done."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."