Treat Magician Pillows

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Domestic Goddess.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

The quarantine self cut.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Free and Open Source Software.

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Is he sitting?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

"Shaketh."

"I have to know how it's done."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."