Treasury Worker T-Shirts

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Capital Tours

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Politicians are from Uranus.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

social services cuts

"Says, property of the I.R.S."