Treasury Worker T-Shirts

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Politicians are from Uranus.

Capital Tours

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Best System in the World

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

social services cuts

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."