Tax Employee T-Shirts

"Amateur!! I'm much better at mugging people than you!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Overworked in the office

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Parade of Businessmen

Meat Grinder

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'He's an expendable.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

IRS Audit Section

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'