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'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Beware of the Lawn

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Days without bailing anyone out.

We'll pass on the entrees...

"But is it Organic?"

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Transatlantic.

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

Keep off the Square.

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

VAT "Don't worry about him he's just here to deal with late payers."

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

"I understand he used to be in treasury management!"

National Cat Owner Monument.

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"Can I see your pilot's license? My teacher said you're a helicopter parent."

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.

Global crisis.

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

'Whoa, not so fast. Put on your Sneaker Stilts. We haven't cleaned up after the dog in weeks.'

Goldbunker

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'