Treasure Hunter Of Love Gifts

"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Treasure Island Book.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Archaeologists discover a football

"...it's another metal detector."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"