Traveling Funster Pillows

Airlines: Arrivals/Departures. . . Number of Boeing 737 Max Planes Grounded: 500

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Easter Island legs

Cheeze Wiz.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Tourists in Egypt

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"You spoil that boy."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Scarecrow Directions

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Mom never said she was a clown!'