Time-traveling Funster Pillows

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Theorbo

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"You spoil that boy."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

First Speeding Fine.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'All present and accounted for.'

'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'

'Just because Buster got a tattoo doesn't mean that you have to!'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'