Time-traveling Funster Mugs

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Theorbo

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

First Speeding Fine.

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Just because Buster got a tattoo doesn't mean that you have to!'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'