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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Recalculating

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Doubledecker bus stop

Hotel mini-bar.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Lowbrow Lolita

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

Stonehenge Books

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Holiday photos.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'More DVT vicar?'

Toilet door. Table for one!

Customs and Examinations.

Travel Agents

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

Clown hitchhikes to circus

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

British summers on the beach.

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

"Now they've been vaccinated, we can jab 'em."

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...