Traveler Of The Open Road Mugs

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Route 666.

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh shut up."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man on motorbike.

Wrong Way.