Traveler Of Quirky Towns Gifts

Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Lavatory Waterfall

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Thumbing a Lift.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Distance to horizon varies.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Hotel mini-bar.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"