Travel Troubleshooter Gifts

'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'

'On behalf of Charter Airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

“Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show.”

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

'My office!!'

Hotel Stay

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."