Car Troubleshooter Gifts

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'We don't have a flat tire!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"It only failed on one item, so what bit is #@##ed?!!"

"My car doesn't start...and when it starts, it only gets 8 miles a gallon. And sometimes, parts fall off in the street."

"What would you like to hear first? The bad news or the 'makes the bad news look good' news?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Torn-Off Mouse.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

Recalculating

Fixing the TV.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."