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Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Recalculating!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'Will that be coach?'

Lost

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."