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Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

The Family Joules: Part 6

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Recalculating!

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"