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"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Desert Mirage

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Newborns on cell phones

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

"Are we there, Yeti?"

Balloon Flight

Flight Information

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'