Travel-loving Sibling Mugs

Pre-Flight Check

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Newborns on cell phones

Desert Mirage

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Flight Information

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Balloon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'