Brother Who Loves Travel Mugs

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Bitchbark Canoe

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Airplane food

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"How's my tripping you up?"

TSA

'To much orange.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

The Wellington Statue.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Baggage Claim

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Unreliable Narrator

Games on a train.

Flight Information

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Tour group flight advice.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'