Travel Industry Professionals T-Shirts

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Snowmen Around The World...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport