Tourism Industry Professionals T-Shirts

'Slightly over the top, their room with a sea view!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Blue Origin

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

Le Roi Kong

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Tourism Industry

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

NYC Walking Tour

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"