Tourism Industry Professionals T-Shirts

'Slightly over the top, their room with a sea view!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Blue Origin

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Le Roi Kong

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Tourism Industry

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

NYC Walking Tour

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'