Travel Industry Professional T-Shirts

"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."

"Hey! No wonder it's such a bargain-it's LAST years!"

Prepping for Rerserve

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Snowmen Around The World...

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"