Travel-happy Partner T-Shirts

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

The Vineyard

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Yipeee!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'To much orange.'

TSA

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Baggage Claim

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Last day of school.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Unreliable Narrator

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

Flight Information

"Smile!"

Games on a train.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Tour group flight advice.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Bad sea-legs