Travel-happy Partner Mugs

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

The Vineyard

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Airplane food

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Yipeee!"

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'To much orange.'

TSA

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Baggage Claim

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"Smile!"

Flight Information

Last day of school.

Games on a train.

Unreliable Narrator

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon