Travel Documentary Filmmaker Mugs

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Police film evidence

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"