Travel Back In Time Gifts

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sundial Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Time for vacation, time for work.

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"