Trash-talking Mugs

Talkin' Trash

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Pie chart of pub conversations

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Trash-talkin' artists

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Help!"

"Did you order takeout?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"He was a real fan of recycling."