Trash Talking Aficionados Mugs

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

We're polishing our brand.

Trash-talkin' artists

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Interactive Trashcan.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

The Trash Rocket