Trappist Brew Aficionado T-Shirts

"Well my prayers were answered."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Fried chickens.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Aromatherapy for Men

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'