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"Well my prayers were answered."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

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