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Mice being taught about mousetraps.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Product Testing Department

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Magic book

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Money in mousetrap

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Ant Cut-out

The Cornucopia Trap

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

"The hammock web structure lures prey into a momentary feeling of relaxation before they realize they can't get out."

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'