Transportation Teaser Gifts

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

Reaction.

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Taxi Rank