Transportation Teaser Gifts

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Reaction.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

Taxi Rank