Transportation Artist Gifts

Doubledecker bus stop

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Run from the hills!

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

A souped up car...

They Always Say That

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

Airbus

One Man and Two Trucks

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Man Painting Road.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"I got held up in Suez."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

London underground talks continued