Transportation Artist Gifts

Doubledecker bus stop

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Run from the hills!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

A souped up car...

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

S**t Creek Halt

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Airbus

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Man Painting Road.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I got held up in Suez."

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

London underground talks continued

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"