"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."
Transition To A Desk Job T-Shirts
Show off your career shift with stylish t-shirts that celebrate your transition to a desk job—fun, witty, and perfect for the office or casual wear.
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
Working 9 to 5.
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Finger on the Z Key
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
"He said his screen is frozen again."
Inkwell Genie.
Whack, Out of Whack.
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'
'While you were out I replaced you.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
Transition To A Desk Job T-Shirts Collection
Transition To A Desk Job Mugs
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Transition To A Desk Job Pillows
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Transition To A Desk Job Prints
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