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"Recently separated."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'You've changed.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Amateur Palmist

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"There - is outplacement a challenge or what?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Wow. You're amazing!

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

"I'll be right back."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

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