Transition Seeker T-Shirts

"Recently separated."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'You've changed.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Do you want to save changes?"

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

"There - is outplacement a challenge or what?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Wow. You're amazing!

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Palm Reader...

"I'll be right back."

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"Why yes, I love Charades! Do, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move. . ."

Cat and the Eight Ball.