Transfer Season Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Is it true he's for sale?'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Life and Death

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

The last hot dog of summer.

Martin Jol

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

Final Liquidation Sale

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Hand picked by Fergie...

Chris Hughton

'Want a good full back?'

Roberto di Matteo

Snow Globes In Spring

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

Roberto Mancini

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Michel Platini

Manuel Pochettino

Sir Alex Ferguson

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

Rafa Benitez

Harry Redknapp

Brendan Rodgers