League Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The trauma of losing.

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Football

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

A scarecrow goalie

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Birth of Soccer