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'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Wall Street Couch

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I always cry at mergers."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Enter your pin into the bubble.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

TTIP

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Have you hugged your money today?

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."