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'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"I couldn't put down this book on hypnosis even if I wanted to."

Turn, turn and turn.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Musical Web

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Samuel Beckett

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Dancing woman

This is your brain on cartoons

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

I love Marimba

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

The Gong

Gustave Charpentier

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."