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'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"I couldn't put down this book on hypnosis even if I wanted to."

Turn, turn and turn.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Musical Web

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Dancing woman

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

This is your brain on cartoons

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

I love Marimba

Gustave Charpentier

The Gong

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.