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'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

Colin's latest idea is to present his training through the medium of contemporary dance.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Home Schooling'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Let me start by saying I wish I had your imagination...'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

We're trying a new interview technique. It's called "laddering".

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Looking inside the internal maze,

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'