Training Course Hater T-Shirts

"Take a course or something. Learning at your own speed isn't working out."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Suggestions box in a toilet.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Dolphin tricks.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I suggest we send an anonymous letter extolling the benefits of management training courses."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Look out, we've an urgent 'problem!' or, urgent 'challenge!'...Which word should Joyce correctly use team?"

Chez Homework

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"