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"I knew we shouldn't have let health and safety run the self-defence course!"

'I'm not filling out any home visit reports and you can't make me.'

"I suggest we send an anonymous letter extolling the benefits of management training courses."

"Look out, we've an urgent 'problem!' or, urgent 'challenge!'...Which word should Joyce correctly use team?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Overjumpers

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Computer Expert

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

Hanging off every word...

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."