Training Comrade Prints

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Police Cow!

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

"Hey, kid, need any dust?"