Competition Comrade Prints

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Mermaid in swimming race.

"Bad dog."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

Rockwell School

Tour de Fran's

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

'Remember, Robin, our sales competitors are the rich and we are the poor.'