Train Travels Prints

Platform Position Plan

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

Carefree luggage.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Omara Portuondo

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Airport Security.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub