Train Travelers Prints

Young man offering lady his blanket to find it had his personal items rolled up in it

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"You spoil that rabbit"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Train back from Glyndebourne.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Packed like sardines

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Busking during a pandemic

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

An Appreciation

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.