Train Travelers Prints

Young man offering lady his blanket to find it had his personal items rolled up in it

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"You spoil that rabbit"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Train back from Glyndebourne.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Busking during a pandemic

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

An Appreciation

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'