Train Track Thrill-seeker Prints

'I hate when they do this.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Grexit

Economic

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.