Train Track Thrill-seeker Gifts

'I hate when they do this.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

Economic

Grexit

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'