Train Track Enthusiast Prints

'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'

'Right, we break now for lunch...see you back here in three and a half hours.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

Runner going through hurdles.

The next fast train has gone.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

HS2

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Switchback Playground.

A train's dining car is a diner.