Train Track Enthusiast Prints

'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'

'Right, we break now for lunch...see you back here in three and a half hours.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

Runner going through hurdles.

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

HS2 time bomb...

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt