Train Guard Prints

A Game Two Can Play At.

Wide Awake.

Train Guard Bird

'Now that's an afro!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Bashful Royal Guard

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Rodin's Tram Driver

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

Little deers

Soldier With Mouse Ears.