Train Enthusiasts Mugs

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

'I thought I was on the gravy train, and then the Wabash Cannon Ball got me!'

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

The little engine that couldn't care less

"You can't blow up that safe here - this is the quiet car."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Men reading the morning paper on the train

"It's just, I thought I could and then I did. But now what?"

'Passengers who are leaving the train, please make sure they take their personal belongings.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

"It's deeper by train"

"He misses the daily commute"

Youth caught tagging Stephensons rocket.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Euro Tunnel of Love.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainset